Saturday, July 2, 2011

Oh Captain, My Captain

Me: You should have taken advantage of me last night.

Mike: Why?

Me: My uterus is eating my ovaries, I think.

Mike: Sometimes when the main road floods you just have to take the back road.

Me: Sometimes when it floods you have to find a new captain with a bigger boat. One who isn't afraid to go with the tides.

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